One bad night I’ll hold the glass
until the glass can hold me down.
And one bad night I’ll spill and spill
until my feet begin to drown.
One bad night I’ll hear you calling me
to help you not pass out.
You and I, divine but not devout,
every night my teeth are falling out.
Try it, try it, try it
Try it, try it, try it, try it
Get your jaw off the floor
One dumb night I’ll make a point
to take an old verboten route.
And one dumb night I’ll take you out,
to the bar we've both blacked out.
One dumb night two bad decisions
don’t divide to cancel out.
You and I, divorced but not devout,
every night my teeth are falling out.
